Leonardo DiCaprio and Vittoria Ceretti: Yachts, Mediterranean Sun, and a Billionaire Welcome Aboard!
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Luxury Yacht Getaway: Mediterranean Edition
When Leo Does Summer, He Out-Mediterraneans the Mediterranean
If you ever wonder where summer goes to flex, the answer is: wherever Leonardo DiCaprio parks his yacht. This August, the eternally sun-kissed Oscar winner materialized off the coast of Ibiza and Formentera, riding the Mediterranean on a floating palace bigger than some European countries (okay, at least Monaco’s casino parking lot). Armed with model girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti—and about half a billion dollars in yacht hardware—Leo gave a masterclass in how to holiday like the A-list’s A-list.
Trivia break: The yacht they lounged on? Reportedly worth $500 million. That’s 1,000,000 $500 beach mats—if you’re shopping the celebrity way.
Splash, Sun, and Seriously Private PDA
Witnesses and errant cameras caught Leo in classic black swim shorts while Vittoria Ceretti—fashion’s new golden ticket—wore a slinky animal-print bikini that could bring out the wild side in even a Mediterranean sea bass. The couple was spotted paddling around the yacht’s private launch, swimming in blue water so clear it made Instagram filters throw up their hands in defeat.
Of course, this is DiCaprio vacationing we’re talking about. Paparazzi-shy and social post-averse, Leo and Vittoria skipped curated selfies and chose actual human moments. Cozying up on deck, stealing kisses at the bow, and basking in sunshine, they radiated a “don’t-you-dare-disturb” vibe. You almost expect the ship’s crew to ring a silent bell and raise a ‘Chemistry in Progress’ flag whenever these two are topside.
Fun fact: Leonardo and Vittoria have been (officially!) coupled since 2023, but made the yacht circuit their selfie-proof love nest all through summer ‘25.
The Guest List? Billionaires Boarding
Things got extra “Who’s Who: Mega-Rich Edition” when Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez dropped by the yacht while docked in Ibiza. Yup, the Amazon king and news personality (fresh from their Venice wedding, no less) showed up, making it the sort of social situation where even the deck chairs probably had stock options. Leo and Vittoria greeted the newlyweds warmly—impeccable socialites, even when you’re rocking SPF 70 and saltwater hair.
What Sets a DiCaprio Yacht Day Apart?
Other than the staggering boat price tag and the celebrity roster, it’s the poker-faced privacy. No relentless influencer posts, no accidental “Oops, our vacation is content too” TikToks. Just blue water, blue skies, glam swimwear, and a total lockdown on awkward beach umbrella struggles. Even the Mediterranean seems to make an effort not to splash too loudly around this crowd.
You know you’ve reached peak yacht life when the only official record of your beach day is TMZ’s long lens and a few strategically blurry People.com exclusives.
The Mediterranean A-List Lifestyle, Explained
For Leo, every European summer can be summed up as: find the prettiest slice of water, anchor somewhere paparazzi can just barely reach, and assemble the ultimate dream team. This August, it was Formentera and Ibiza—turquoise coves, sun-drenched decks, and the highest SPF index known to humankind.
The yachting routine? Swim, lounge, soak, repeat. Vittoria, already a runway presence from Paris to Milan, proved animal prints work just as well on the Med as the catwalk. The pair’s chemistry, confirmed in every fuzzy tabloid shot and by every crew member’s satisfied half-smile, filled the yacht with more wattage than the Spanish sun.
Paparazzi-Proof, For Now
What’s next for these two? More yacht-hopping—Saint Tropez could be next, or perhaps some secret Grecian cove where the only witnesses are dolphins with NDAs. Monte Carlo casino, keep your velvet rope—Leo’s got a whole coastline for an invite list.
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